The documents are poor forgeries but they would have passed if the forger had thought to use a mono-spaced font or, better yet, had broken out an old Selectric.
It turns out that the terrorists have been holding off attacking us until they could get their hands on new semi-automatic weapons with scary features like bayonet mounts. At least that's what Kerry thinks.
"Today, George Bush made the job of terrorists easier and made the job of
America's law enforcement officers harder, and that's just plain wrong," Kerry
told an assembly of law officers in Washington.